2001-10-26 2:48 p.m.

It occured to me as I was taking a photo today of a baby being crushed by a fallen object in my office, that my office is a veritable cornucopia of items which could be used as anal probes.

Of course there is the usual batch of suspects.

Some sort of digging tools, perhaps.

"Multimedia speakers." Yeah, right!

Helps prevent chapping.

This liquor from Germany is called "Kokmok". Do I need to spell it out more clearly?

The Labtec Verse 704 USB mic � "most anal�probe�shaped mic in its class".

Look at the way he reaches out to you!

This one is squirty. Plus, it removes unwanted dry erase markings.

Babies, they're not just for dinner anymore.

Oh, dear God.

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