2002-01-29 10:57 a.m.

last night, I went to the Safeway in Palo Alto to buy a quart of milk. It went a little something like this:

Checkout guy: Would you like a bag for that?

Justin: No, that's ok. I am just going to go out in the parking lot and pour it all over myself anyway.

[awkward, long pause.]

Checkout guy: Uh, ok.

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