2002-06-07 11:34 a.m.
There is good news, and there is great news. I think that this qualifies as great news. Starting this week, I am now the proud owner of the domain names jwinokur.com and horsetesticles.com. Now, when people ask me about what I do, I can coolly ask, "Oh, you haven't seen horsetesticles.com yet? Hm, you must feel so out of the loop."
I must admit I am still somewhat in disbelief that those domains were not already taken. I mean, there just has to be some company called "Juicefactory of Winning Okuranallesions" or "JewishAmericaninfanticidefiesta Windtunnel Okur Corporation" or whatever. And, there is absolutely no reason why millions of strange Japanese internet pornographers have not already snatched up horsetesticles.com as well as each and every possible derivative, including but not limited to www.i-like-to-eat-horsetesticles-while-a-schoolgirl-vomits-into-my-distended-anus.co.jp and www.raise-money-to-help-eternally-glorify-horsetesticle-bukkake-in-public-schools.org.
In other news, my main email address firstname.lastname@example.org has been bouncing email for a day and a half now. This is, in fact, NOT great news. If you have been trying to email and find that my email is bouncing, use email@example.com instead.
Speaking of email stuff, contact me if you would like to have your very own jwinokur.com or horsetesticle.com email alias that forwards to your current email address. Make sure to specify what you want your new address to be, eg., YOURNAME@horsetesticles.com as well as what email address you want it to forward to.
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