2002-09-05 11:10 a.m.



Ok, so I finally convinced someone to let me make a movie of them doing the pee cannon. Of course, I had to promise that I would keep them anonymous, and that is ok with me. One thing is for sure, though�this person has a lot to learn from Boris. Boris' pee cannons are way better, seriously. The example in this movie shows pretty poor form, although the idea is the same.

My new Swedish friend David has explained to me that in the Swedish military, men are taught to fill their foreskins up with urine for "intimate cleansing" in the field when showers are not available. They call it the "pee bomb". I can imagine all those Nordic soldiers with their blonde hair and blue eyes juggling Volvos and smearing themselves with �l and ost and skinka and jordgubbar and whatever else they have up there in that far�away land. All the Swedish soldiers shout in unison (in Swedish, of course): Look out smegma! Here comes the pee bomb!




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