2002-09-23 9:47 a.m.

Hello, and welcome to Endless Cocks and Shafts Smacking Your Mouth and Plunging In and Out of Tender Anuses While Japanese Nuns Service Donkeys Christian Camp! Oh, what about the sign you saw? Well, the old sign used to have the full name. But, we had to change the sign to something less conspicuous, you see�it was attracting too many non�Christians.

While out driving a few weekends ago, Andie pointed out how strange it was that the benefactor of this sign let such a gross misspelling slip through. I can not blame them, though. These things happen�It is fairly common to transpose the letter E and the letter I in the English language. After all, they are not linguistics scholars�they are trying to run a "Christian" summer camp.

For a fantasy moment I felt charitable: I thought about fixing their sign for them. But, this task would have involved a log at least 20 feet long and many specialized tools which forgot to be conveniently located in the trunk of my tiny two�seater car. (I guess I could have used Photoshop to edit the sign, now that I think of it. That is how the pros do it, after all.)

But, something occurred to me. What if they misspelled the word PENIS on purpose? For example, many people intentionally spell the word porn as pr0n. That way they can fly under the radar of snooping parents, spouses, and bosses policing for porn on their hard drives. Maybe the people at this "camp" are trying to keep a low profile or discourage less elite clients? If they just came out and told the truth on their billboard, they would be inundated with way too much business. So, perhaps they like to keep things on the down low.


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