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2002-11-26 5:36 p.m. Christoffer is editing vocals for Never Go Back Again today, so I spent some time doing fun things�I drove to the grocery store in Sj�bo and bought some food, took apart my FireWire hard drive and put it back together again, and spent considerably more time than I wanted to coercing a piece of smoked salmon out from between my upper right molars. Smoked salmon is quite cheap here, so I try to eat as much of it as I can. The low price of salmon is just one of the benefits of being in Sweden. 1) Smoked salmon is inexpensive. (About $3 for 200 grams.) 2) Nobody makes fun of me for never shaving. Many young men here appear to go months if not years without shaving.
4) They have a fantastic array of soft drinks which kick the ass of our soft drinks. Some of my favorites include smultron berry cider, pear cider, and a lightly spiced soda called julmust.
6) The showers are almost all converted bathtubs with hoses stuck into the faucet part as an afterthought. This means that you must awkwardly crouch in a stupid bathtub and try to shower off with a clumsy hose. Perhaps because bathing is so inconvenient, it is quite accepted to not take a shower nearly as often as one does in the USA. This is possibly the best thing about being here. 7) Socialized health care and nobody is homeless. I recently went three years without health care and am never more than a few weeks away from being homeless. Anyone who thinks that the USA will catch them when they fall has no idea what they are talking about. 8) They have FOUR�PLY facial tissue. Yes, that's right. Four glorious layers of luxurious paper for snot handling. Best of all, there is a brand here called Lammbi with a picture of a sheep on it. It is so soft and luxurious, it's like smearing a sheep on your face!
1) Andie and my friends and family are there. This is the most compelling reason of all, and it is the trump card that will always bring me home. I miss my loved ones�they make my life more complete. 2) More than 5 hours of sunlight in the winter. Darkness is stupid. 3) No matter how much gas costs, it is always less than the $4 per gallon I pay here. 4) Faster internet connections�DSL or cable modems in most houses in the Bay Area! 5) They have better facial tissue, but our toilet paper kicks their toilet paper's ass. Their toilet paper is the color of wheat with the softness and consistency of photocopy paper. 6) Dishwashers. I have never seen a dishwasher in any house or apartment in Sweden. They don't actually wash their dishes by hand, do they? Ok, I can hear from the sounds in the studio that it is time for me to get back to recording! PREVIOUS ENTRY - NEXT ENTRY |