2002-12-25 9:42 p.m.

Santa sitting on my lap. I took this picture at the mall in Spokane, WA. It was maybe two or three Christmases ago. I can't quite remember.

This Christmas season has been crazy�I feel like I never get any time to myself to relax, play guitar, and do the sort of personal things that edify my soul. Oh, well. I guess there will be time for that stuff after I am dead.

I could not help but stop and take a photo of this fantastic example of holiday decoration. When I saw this, all I could think of was GLORY HOLES and happy little children calling out, "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHOVE A COCK INTO MY STUPID, FAT FACE, SIR!" Photo by Bobby Burgess.

Arghghglblublublub. Good morning Japan! This is the glory hole fantasy of the season of Jesus' birthday! Let's smash acres and acres of glorious, puffy cocks into the mouths of singing choir boys! It will be just like the good old days of phallic uvula disturbance! Hurbulblbllblbphphphph. Photo by Bobby Burgess.

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