2003-02-10 3:44 p.m.

What happens when you get together me, my lab coat, a pH meter, and a big, steamy cup of my urine? You get serious science in the making. Pull down your pants, it's time to party!

I just got a pH meter. I ordered it from some web site and it just arrived at work. Of course the first thing I checked was the pH of my urine. Result: 5.1, somewhat acidic. I am going to use alkaline drops�also purchased from the vast, glorious internet�to try to get my pH into the alkaline range.

Of course, I plan to check the pH of absolutely everything I come into contact with now. I will make charts in Excel to document my findings. Of course, that is until I get bored with it and move on to something else. In the meantime, it's time for my lab coat. People of Earth: Prepare your asses and unprotected orifices for science! Todays' results:

1) My urine: 5.1
2) My iced tea before AlkaPro drops: 4.6
3) My iced tea after about 60 AlkaPro drops (recommended dosage: 8 per serving): 7.6


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