2003-04-01 12:54 p.m.
I have decided that this week—in addition to being the week that I am moving upstairs and then back downstairs again—will be International Big Cock Bible
Awareness Week. I got a "personal" email from my close, personal friend "Jay", and he really reminded me about the glory of the Big Cock Bible
From: "Jay @ Indexiant Software Corp."
Date: Mon Mar 10, 2003 9:27:02 PM US/Pacific
To: Justin Winokur
Subject: Inquiry about possible available contract programming work.
Dear Justin Winokur,
I wanted to inquire about any freelance contract Web programming opportunities that may be available relating to Web databases, search engines, membership systems, shopping cart/e-commerce and surveys etc.
What a blessing! And to think, I really needed some help with the Big Cock Bible
! Jay was such a blessing! I need as much help as possible to spread the Truth of the Big Cock Bible
to the world. I rushed to reply to him...
From: Justin Winokur Grace
Date: Tue Mar 11, 2003 9:13:07 AM US/Pacific
To: "Jay @ Indexiant Software Corp."
Subject: Re: Inquiry about possible available contract programming work.
Thanks for getting in touch with me about this. We are always looking for help with bigcockbible.com.
I assume you are familiar with the content of my site? It is very famous! But perhaps you are of the few who have not taken the time to truly peruse—or shall I say, penetrate—the deep information at bigcockbible.com. Make sure to look around the web site and enjoy the many glorious images of God, Moses, Jesus, and all the O.T. (around here O.T. is street slang for Old Testament) gang in scenes of pumping, groping, squeezing, spurting, hardcore sex, masturbation, and general lewd conduct.
And, if a Christian–themed children's coloring book modified by two of his living, earthly disciples titillates you as much as I think it will, then please let me know. We would be happy to put you to work. God needs people like you!
Oh, but don't expect to get paid. Please understand that we are looking for workers who understand that this is their tithe to God's people and dominion on Earth.
I hope to hear from you again soon about this matter. But, until then I am
Getting ready for the second and subsequent comings,
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