2003-05-16 8:33 a.m.

Ebay ended my charity booger auction! Damn them! I even chose to list my auction with their patriotic "Americana" theme, complete with stupid red white and blue retardedness—for only a mere $0.25 more. I guess not even being in kahoutz with the fattest—most obese—most wasteful collection of 50 states on Earth is enough to find favor with the Ebay nazi regime.

Email me directly if you want to buy the boogers.


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