Hello nurse! I am traveling around the US and writing about it, and there seems to be no end in sight unless I die or go to prison or something.
US Tour Day 63: Long John Silver
I ate at Long John Silver's before getting on my plane from New Orleans to Portland today. Why did I subject myself to the deep fried fishy horror that is Long John Silver's? I thought it would be funny. Andie once told me that it was a terrible place to eat, and they mentioned it once on one of the few episodes of The Simpson's that I've watched—which must have been many years ago as I haven't had a TV since I was about 15. When given the choice between several bad options, I choose the one which is funniest.
But now my gastrointestinal tract is miffed and my body lags under the sluggish effect of deep fat frying.
Note to self: Stop using my own body as the subject of stupid performance art comedy acts—especially ones involving food. As funny as it may be at the time, I am no longer allowed to use my digestive tract for comedic moments involving deep fried animals of any kind from fast food establishments in parts of the world that have not yet discovered vegetables and non–deep–frying cooking methods such as baking or broiling or simply eating things raw.
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