2008-05-18 4:51 p.m.

I went to Galco's Soda Pop Stop today. It's a giant cornucopia of carbonated glory. Now that I'm a "grown up" I take myself out for treats. And, having sodas is that treat.

I managed to get out of there only spending $5. The secret is to NEVER buy anything to take home. I let myself drink as many as I want inside the store. That allows me to keep it as a special treat.

Now, on to more pressing questions, such as: What the hell is wrong with people?

I called twelve people before I could get someone to agree to go see Jonathan Coulton at the House of Blues with me this evening—for free, since I already bought the tickets.

I felt a little anxious and wound up about going to yet another expensive concert alone. I always buy two tickets to every concert and figure that someone will go with me. But that other person doesn't really materialize.

So, I sat around on my bathroom floor with an Exacto knife and tried to cut the plantar wart out of my toe.

This resulted in my house turning into a miniature horror-movie replica. Ok, not really. But, there are no less than 15 blood stains on my floor around my house in various places.

Now I have a bleeding foot and I have to scrub my floors and carpets.

Where are my friends when I need them? I need friends to go see Jonathan Coulton with me AND remind me that home surgery isn't a good idea.

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