2010-02-08 10:30 p.m.

Sometimes I get frustrated and feel like I don't have anything to say anymore. I wrote a bunch of sad songs about love. I wrote a bunch of happy songs about love. In the past nine years I've posted 688 entries about food, crotch-related things, and, well, that's about all I ever write about—food and things that happen between legs.

I think I officially have nothing left to say.

I keep waiting for some inspiration, but all that happens is I pace around my house and eat cookies and get a stomach ache and then think about girls. That brings me back to food and crotches. Damn it.

In other news, Ray sent me a wonderful photo of me and Boris that I hope Everyone On The Internet uses as their screen saver for all of eternity. Click on the text under the image to download the glorious full-resolution image, which was only 1600x1200 when it was taken in 1999.

If you click this link you will never be the same again. I promise.

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