2002-09-23 9:40 a.m.

Here we see me and the Cock Flavoured Soup Mix "getting to know each other a little bit better." This is the part where I tell it I love it, but in reality I only intend to take full advantage of the filthy Soup Mix. I will use and abuse it like a cracked�out pimp treats a prostitute in need of some tough love.

Special thanks to concerned reader Monica for sending this Cock Flavoured Soup Mix to me.

It makes me nervously concerned as well as somewhat flattered to know that when a low�brow, obvious dick�and�fart�joke presents itself, some people think of me first.


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