2003-06-19 4:10 p.m.
I love Adam
Adam: can we go to donut wheel?
Justin: did you say DOUGHNUTS!!??!?!??!??!?!?!??!?!?!?
Adam: i said donuts
Justin: ah ok
Justin: I LOVE them
Justin: I CRAVE them
Justin: it is so unfair
Justin: see, they make me feel ILL
Adam: me too
Adam: i might be ok if i only have one.
Adam: but that is difficult
Justin: but my mouth is like, "Pretend its 1942 and war is everywhere. You are the German general, and you need to pack as many jews as you can into this gas chamber so you can exterminate them...and QUICKLY. So, the Jews are the doughnuts and your mouth is the gaping, inviting gas chamber."
Adam: plus i know how you like a few good jews in your mouth.
Justin: And, it's pretty fucking tough to argue with my mouth when it is telling me that, so I'm like laying my head back with my mouth wide open with a funnel into my throat and just PUSHING donut after glorious donut into me
Justin: in case you had forgotten, I mean *FOREVER*
Justin: like donut bukkake
Adam: and that's a might long time according to prince
Adam: jelly donut bukkake
Justin: just dumping donuts on and into me over and over
Adam: boston cream.
Adam: did you hear the Onion's "Olean" news report?
Justin: using water balloon launchers to project donuts directly into my abdomen
Justin: gimme the url
Justin: So, what time will I see you this evening?
Adam: did you hear the violent crap fits?
Adam: expect to vomit rivers of blood
Justin: vomit rivers of blood?
Adam: did you listen to the mp3?
Justin: what mp3?
Adam: the olean mp3
Adam: i gave you the link
Adam: christ, what is wrong with you
Justin: I did not get any link
Adam: you signed off i guess before it got to you
So, I clicked on the link and listened to it. I mean, duh. What else would I do?
Justin: jesus god
Justin: holy penis worshipping
Justin: this is wonderful
Adam: violent crap fits!
Justin: I'm beating off for Jesus!
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