2008-10-08 11:58 p.m.

I think the problem is that other people have already had the same idea.

Nobody seemed to even notice when Beth and I went to the grocery store late at night last week to get cookies wearing only bathrobes—with nothing underneath.

I mean, I guess it wasn't completely obvious I was naked under mine. My penis wasn't hanging out. Although, before I pinned the robe shut it was definitely scandalous—all penis all the time. Fastening the front kinda tamed it down for mass consumption. But, it still seemed pretty clear.

But, nobody seemed to care. It was as if we were the fortieth group that evening to come in wearing only robes. I bet there were people before us wearing only muu-muus, and a group that wore only scuba gear.

I guess I thought that maybe some sirens would go off or we'd get harassed by the security guards. It was a bit of a let-down.

I feel boring.

One thing is for sure: cookies are somehow even slightly more delicious when you go get them wearing only a robe. At least they are to me.


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